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Worst Mom Ever / Worst Dad Ever Candle - Customize the Text


Worst Mom Ever? Worst Dad Ever? Our Custom Candle Label Thinks So!

Our funny candles let you tell mom or dad (or anyone else - the name is customizable) that they are the worst ever!

We chose to put "just kidding, you're great" on the bottom custom text line, but you can add a little jab to remind dad of the time he forgot you at ball practice. This funny, tongue-in-cheek candle lets you get creative to tell your favorite people that they are actually the worst.

Some fun ideas for worst person ever custom candles:

  • You are the WORST MOM EVER. (Only on Opposite Day though) Love, Emily
  • You are the WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER. Will you be my wife instead?
  • Joe Smith, you are the WORST DAD EVER. Errr... Best, I mean Best Dad Ever.
  • Sarah Smith WORST DRIVER EVER. Even your award is on fire
  • Kara & Hunter have the WORST STEP-MOM EVER. You're definitely more like a real mom. Love you!

You can customize the top line, worst ____ ever, and bottom line!

    Or, choose our completely customizable candles:

    Text Only Personalized Candle

    Just like this one, but enter your own text in all 3 areas. Make your own Custom Text Candle - Click Here

    Custom Photo Candle with Personalized Text

    A picture's worth a thousand words, right? Create your own Custom Photo Candle - Click Here.

    Three Fantastic Candle Scents:

    1 - Vanilla Bean - A delight of citron zest & vanilla bean are introduced. A bold spice heart compliments throughout this aroma. Warm undertones of tonka bean & whipped cocoa complete this delectable fragrance.
    Top Notes: Citron, Vanilla Bean
    Mid Notes: Cinnamon, Clove
    Base Notes: Tonka, Whipped Cocoa

    2 - Sugar & Spice (Staff Favorite) - A fall celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon sticks join on top. A shimmer of lemon is blended with vanilla extract & pralines. White cedarwood & musk add to the finishing touches.
    Top Notes: Brown Sugar, Cinnamon Sticks
    Mid Notes: Vanilla, Pralines, Lemon Zest
    Base Notes: Cedar, Musk

    3 - Ocean Breeze - A burst of citrus collides with the tantalizing scent of star anise. A complex heart of lavender, cedarwood & jasmine petals sweep throughout the heart. Hinted notes of patchouli, crushed rosemary & oakmoss create a signature balance aroma.
    Top Notes: Lime, Orange Zest, Star Anise
    Mid Notes: Lavender, Cedarwood, Jasmine
    Base Notes: Patchouli, Rosemary Sprigs, Oakmoss

    Glass vessel
    Size: 13.75 oz; 3"(W) x 5"(H), 9.5"(circumference)
    Average burn time 60-80 hours
    100% natural soy wax blend
    100% cotton wick
    Custom fragrances crafted by master perfumers
    Non-toxic. Contains no lead, plastics, parabens synthetic dyes, or phthalates


    Trim wick before every use.
    Made in America

    How can I contact you? 

    Our customer service email is

    How long does it take to receive my order?

    • Orders typically take about 5 days to ship but please see the item description to get the most accurate time frame as it varies per product and season.  Some products may take up to 2 weeks to ship.
    • All Lemons Are Blue orders are custom made and printed-on-demand individually when you order.  In other words, we don't have boxes of products ready-to-ship. This allows us to add personalization to items or customize as you want.
    • Orders usually take up to 3-5 business days to arrive once shipped for USA domestic orders.  International orders can take up to 14 business days to arrive after shipment. If you need your order sooner for an event or as a gift, please reach out to customer service and we will do our best to make sure it arrives on time. 

    Important note for Canvas orders

    • Please confirm your personalization is 100% correct when you place your order - these orders cannot be changed 24 hours after order is placed!

    How can I track my order? 

    • You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order has been created and is getting ready to be shipped.
    • Please review the emailed receipt we send after each order is placed to see the most up-to-date processing times.

    How does the apparel fit? 

    • Please see sizing charts on each product sales page for apparel.  

    How can I exchange an item? 

    • We offer hassle-free returns! Please email with your name, order #, and reason for returning.
    • If the exchange is due to a packaging error, defect, or manufacturing issue, we will cover the cost to return the item. If not, you just have to cover the shipping and we'll send you out a new item at no extra cost. 

    *Exchanges must be made within 60 days from the date your item was delivered. 

    Do you offer refunds? 

    • ABSOLUTELY! If you don't love your Lemons Are Blue item, we will refund your money. Refunds must be processed within 60 days of your purchase date. Item must be in the same condition as you received it. Simply contact customer service and let them know you are returning the item and once we receive the item and inspect it a refund will be issued.
    • Please include a note as to why the item is being returned along with your order number and name so we can process the refund quickly. Also, please allow 2-3 business days to have the amount refunded back onto your form of purchase. Once a refund is processed you will receive an email notification.

    Returns Address: Lemons Are Blue (Attn: RETURNS): 419 S. Illinois St., Wichita, KS  67213




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